Sex Quiz

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
1. Lovemaking
2. Screwing
3. The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
1. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
2. Your blood-test results
3. Five tequila slammers
3. You should time your orgasm so that:
1. Your partner climaxes first
2. You both climax simultaneously
3. You don't miss SportsCenter
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
1. Healthy, creative love-play
2. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
3. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend should find out about
5. Spending the night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
1. The best part of the experience
2. The second best part of the experience
3. $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
1. No concern of yours
2. Not a problem - she can join your gym
3. A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
1. A myth
2. An oxymoron
3. Gay
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
1. An appetizer is to entree
2. Priming is to painting
3. A queue is to an amusement park ride